toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?